Dance Central for Kinect is a game that without having much longevity to it, as is to be expected with most Kinect games, can bring an insane amount of new insults to your group of friends. Most people don't honestly have enough space to play this game in a room and believe me, it's way better that way. The more obstacles and random shit there is in the room, the better the chances that someone is going to eat it and eat it effing hard. There are three different ways you can find joy in this game: Making fun of someone because they suck, making fun of someone because they are really good at this ridiculous game, and finally making fun of them for slipping on that toy telephone with a face and wheels , falling through your coffee table that you've only had for three weeks, and separating their shoulder. You're gunna have to trust me on this: There is nothing like going to the emergency room at 2:30am and having to explain the mayhem that is your friend's face and body that has resulted because he was way too into doing "The Soldier Boy."
I know that true gamers would rather be caught dead with mountain dew code red spilled all over their rock hard gamer abs than admitting to enjoying the hell out of this game, but they're so full of shit if they say that they haven't tried it and that they didn't have a blast doing it.
Some games deserve a full review that details all of the innovative features and amazing mechanics that made me wait in line for its arrival. Some games, on the other hand, require alcohol, the picture feature of Kinect, and a lot of gauze to soak up the bloody aftermath. I'll let you decide which one this is.
-Mike D
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